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Introducing: Vagabond Rails

February 17, 2013

Hay Ya’awl,

Sometimes, storees happen. Soes here I am pullin another weekend over-nighter, gittin my new Temporary Employmint Service fer Vagabonds off the ground soes they kin git some money and be Homed at least temporarily fer a change, and just finishing settin up my fancy new, multi-zero dollar international online advertisemint, and hit send ta roll it out…..

Hot off the Google Press! *

Wa’ell, like any new NoWhares near a Fortune, let alone 500 dollar company CEO,  I cain’t wait ta see my multi-zero dollar bonus fer knot havin ta dew much at’tall, soes I cain’t wait fer my production staff ta give it ta my admin staff, ta edit and polish the revisions ta run it back thru the production staff fer editin and polishin, just soes they kin show it ta me.

Instead, I use this hare Googlie Search, type in Vagabond Rails in Portland OR, and this is what it finds!

Could I please ask all Ewes ta dew me a favor?  Since this isn’t yer average NoWhares near a Fortune let alone 50 dollar company, my productiun and admin staff is purdee sparce and unresourced, soes I’m afraid it’s gonna be awhile bafore I git ta see much uv anything productioned otta them, or that multi-zero dollar bonus anytime soon, soes couldja help spread the word?  Here’s the link to that brand new outRolled multi-zero dollar international online advertisemint.

Vagabond Rails – A way back ta SumWhare

Couldja please click on the link ta show yer support and maybe that there new fandangled googlie AlGore-ithmic deevice kin count enuf clicks ta publish it ahead uv this hare article about our ancestors?

Please dew it quick cuz we all knowed how their storees have now turned ouwt, so naturally want ta avoid their natural same fate fer as long as we possibly can!

Thank ya kindly in Advance,

Vagabond Ted

* This storee Ewe hopefully injoyed taday was made possible by the gift from up above, from those fine fouwk who usta work over at Vaseline Hair Tonic.  Ta honor their gift, 80 odd years in the making, I’ve dun some fancy rescuvation on a tech,-nological basis, to show off their formerly known as state of the artwork hare balow. Maybe we’re supposed ta take a lesson from this 80 odd year old message, about “returning to scalp normalcy” by relating those that kin treat their hair ta weekly tonic sessions, inta the immoralcy of the current Vagabond Calamity, the Homeless vs. the Homed. Jist an afterthought. VT
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  1. Hay There, I jist want ta thank ya'awl fer respondin so quick and clickin on that link above, Vagabond Rails – A Way backta SumWhares. As uv taday, we're at THE top of that thare Googlie search thang, right bafore Vagabond Opera! Now I cain't wait ta jist sit back and wait fer the phone ta ring soes it kin start ringing off the hook! VT

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